Broadcast: July 22, 1949

Starring: Jack Scott Smart, Bernard Green, Pepto Bismol

Added: Aug 20 2004

“To most people the zoo is a collection of four-footed animals, but there’s one menagerie I know of where the inmates walk on two feet. In the first cage for instance you’ll find a giant forger whose specialty is writing other peoples names and in another iron cell you can inspect the pickpocket known also as the little dick, who can sometimes prove that the hand is quicker than the eye. But the prize exhibit is the character with the nervous twitch in his forefinger, he prowls alone when he looks for prey and he’s known for his taste for murder…”