Springtime is noted for bringing out the strange and unusual. But this beautiful spring day has really outdone itself. Chugging down a country highway, near the thus far peaceful settlement of Jason Corners, is an amazing and dilapidated vehicle, which appears to be a combination of trailer, carnival wagon and calamity. On it's outside are banners, proclaiming the attributes of Harris Hair Tonic, and from its inside sounds the voice of it's miracle worker himself...