They exist in every country. Here, they are referred to as Middle America. They are the hard-working, sober-minded, respectable members of the community, the guardians of its morality, and one of their vast number is a hero, or more properly, the protagonist of our play. His name is Henry Pollard. He's 40ish, bald, a bit plumpish, and like the character in the classic popular song, you'd pass him on the street and never notice him...