Don Cornell welcomes us to the Fountain of Fun at the Crossroads Soda Parlor, where we hear from Phil Brito, the Thrasher Sisters, and Phil Davis and his orchestra. But first, the drip of the fountain, jerk of the joint, and master of ceremonies, Bob Jellison, joins the show. The first tune is 'Fascinatin' Rhythm, followed by The Thrasher Sisters. There are several jokes made at the expense of Hitler, Hirohito and Mussolini.