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Sherlock Holmes Joke

Sherlock Holmes Joke

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes awoke and nudge his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars". "What does that tell you Watson?" "Well... astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximateley a quarter past three. Meteorogically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a moment, then spoke...

"...Watson, someone has stolen our tent." 

Happy listening my friends, 

Ned Norris