A terrible pun!
Roy Rogers put his cowboy boots out on the porch one night but when he went to collect them in the morning, he found that the heels had been ripped off. Thinking that a mountain lion was probably to blame, he rode into town to buy a new pair. That night, he left the new boots out on the porch as usual, but once again in the morning he found that they had been torn to shreds.
"It can only have been a mountain lion," growled Roy and he set off to seek revenge. Two hours later, he returned with the carcass of a mountain lion strapped to his saddle. As Roy dismounted, his hired hand walked over to him and said "Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?"
And just in case this terrible pun went straight over your head here's a little clip to put you out of your misery. Thanks to Tony for that.
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Happy listening my friends,