A Talking Frog

An eighty year old man was out fishing one day when he heard a voice say: "Pick me up."

He looked around but couldn't see anyone. Then a few moments later, he again heard the voice say: "Pick me up." This time he looked down and saw a frog lying on the surface of the water.

"Are you talking to me?" asked the old man.

"Yes," replied the frog. "If you pick me up and then kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful, vivacious young woman who will fulfil your every fantasy. I will become your bride and you'll be the envy of all your friends."

After considering the matter for a minute or two, The old man picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog cried, "Why haven't you kissed me? Are you crazy? Didn't you hear what I just said? I can become your beautiful , vivacious young bride!"

"No," said the old man. "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."

Happy listening my friends,