There is a lid for every pot, and somewhere there's a man for every woman, a tool for every job, and a worker for every task. There is no end to the resourcefulness of the human race - when we need something, we manage to find it, and if it doesn't exist, we eventually invent it. This is what's known as progress. However, some things are harder to come by than others. A gentleman you are about to meet, has a rather unusual problem in recruitment and as we meet him right now, he is in a place where he believes his problem can be solved. The sign on the window says Bernie's Bar, and it is a rather disreputable looking watering place...