This is the story of a town that never existed. Or maybe it did. It's about people who are probably the most foolish human beings in the world. Or maybe they were the wisest. One thing we can certainly say - they have long ago departed this earth. Or then again, maybe they haven't! They lived in a ramshackle, poverty stricken village deep in the remote wilderness of Russia, or was it Poland? It might have been Lithuania? Well, no matter, let's get started with the story!