The talk of Melrose Springs this week is the big Thanksgiving play the Courtship of Miles Standish which is to be given at the local high school. The director and star of this epic drama is non other than the Orson Welles of Melrose Springs Honest Harold.

At the end of the show you will get to hear the laugh of Mrs Lena Duncan of Knots Ville, Tennessee, the winner of the Honest Harold laugh contest who is pronounced Miss Mirthquake.