It's time for another visit to Alan Young's house, and he's run out of cigarettes so he and Kenny are going to walk down to the store to buy some more. Along the way, Alan regales Kenny with his latest night on the tiles - a nightclub - one which charges plenty of taxes! 5% beverage tax for a ginger ale, 10% food tax on dinner, and 20% tax when Alan asked the chorus girl to sit at his table...