Next Saturday the University of Southern California plays UCLA in their big traditional football game. The whole thing was almost cancelled out thanks to Phil and Frankie. Phil is missing the thrill of playing to a large audience, he misses the days of vaudeville. Remley speaks to the Dean at the University of Southern California and gets Phil a job doing a benefit at the football rally. Phil doesn't want to do it for no fee until some good looking students turn up, then he goes all collegiate and looks ridiculous! Phil sings I'm Rugged But Right