Squire Skimp took it upon himself to send a copy of the coat of arms found on the baby's locket to a genealogical research bureau in an effort to learn something about the baby's family. Lum and Abner were a little upset about this, because they fear that the Squire will discover that the baby is heir to a kingdom. However, they are pretty anxious to hear any information the Squire is able to get from the research bureau...