When Susan Applegate graduated from the Happy Scalp Hair Treatment School, and became a 'Happy Scalper', she thought her troubles were over. But on her first business call, Susan learned that they were only just beginning - and they began with a corny wolf named Osborne. She promptly quit, and rushed down to catch a train right back to Stephenson, Iowa - posing as a minor, because she couldn't afford the fare as an adult...