Broadcast: 15th December 1947
Added: Jun 13 2001
"I can do something you can't do. I can walk under a table!"
"I mean standing up straight"
"Hey! You're not looking in the right place! Down here! See? Two feet, three inches, that's me! The smallest man in the world!"
"For 25 cents you can come and stand and gawk at me like all the other full-sized goons. Snicker at the cute little man on the platform, and ask the dumbest questions in the world."