Lum has decided to take over Sister Simpson's position as leader of the Pine Ridge society, and his first select social function is to be the Grandpappy Spears coming out party. The purpose of this affair is to make Grandpappy feel at home, to perhaps cure him of his amnesia. As we look in on the little community today, we find Lum in the store and library consulting an etiquette book. Abner is on the phone...