There is an incurable disease that attacks so many people in public life. Although its victims are found all over the country, by far, the greatest number of those infected are concentrated in Washington DC. We're not sure if the cause is a bacterium, bacillus, or virus. In any case, the name for it is irreverently given as bugas presidentialis. Once bitten by bugas presidentialis, a man will know neither rest nor peace until he is elected President of the United States...