Ship me somewhere east of the Suez, says Mr Rudyard Kipling, where the best is like the worst. Where there is no ten commandments, and a man can raise a thirst. We shall never see those days again, and perhaps that's for the best, when a handful of British soldiers and Civil Servants ruled India, the ancient and eternal land of mystery and romance. This is a story that took place when India was called the British Raj...