Sid Romer, alias Luke Welker, had a harried and unprofitable career as a petty grifter until one particular day in July of last year. On that particular day as he was leaving a ball park, Romer found himself besieged by youthful autograph seekers who, it turned out, had mistaken him for Luke Welker. This unexpected affinity with the well-known ball player set the machine re-spinning in Romer's warped brain, and changed his career on the spot. From that moment on, as Luke Welker's double, he and his attractive wife began working a brand-new kind of statistic into the record books...