Broadcast: 25th January 1952

Starring: Orson Welles

Added: Jan 31 2004

“I once thought I knew all about women, of course I was pretty young at the time and how was I to know that mercy would squeal on me. Though I soon grew up and since them I’ve made a few simple rules; blondes cannot be trusted, redheads aren’t reliable and if you want to avoid trouble never get mixed up with a brunette. Yes if you follow these rules life is much more simple. There’s only one trouble it isn’t any fun. In my life I’m glad to say I’ve had a lot of fun. Take that time in Algiers some people say you live and learn but I for one prefer to learn and live…”