There are very few men who make good housekeepers. Man can be neat and clean, keeping his own house, but it just isn't the same as when a woman's around to do it. Let's face it, they have that certain knack. A man can keep his workshop looking like it's been polished every day and it looks good, but in the house, that's a different story. It's not only polishing and scrubbing that counts, it's a woman's touch... 

** Jeepers, I hope Joy doesn't read this...! **