Secrets of a long and happy life!

Secrets of a Long and Happy Life!

A woman notices a little wizened old man rocking in a chair in his back garden.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she calls across to him. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"What? Me?" the little man croaks back. "I just enjoy life to the full. I smoke three packets of cigarettes a day. I also drink a case of whiskey a week. I don't worry about what I eat at all and I never do any exercise."

"That's amazing," says the woman. "So how old are you?"

"Twenty-six," says the man.

Happy listening my friends,