The island looms high out of the sea. Between it and the mainland, massive riptides whip the calmest sea to white water. It belonged exclusively to the Richard family, bought with the blood money and booty of 100 pirated ships. Silhoutted high above the harbour, a great mansion stands, built some three hundred years ago by Richard the Redhanded to house the dusky princess he stole for his bride from the island of Martinique, but that's another story. Today, we're concerned about a descendant of his, unlike him in every way save for his looks and the name he bears...