Fred Allen and Portland Hoffa welcome you to another hour of mirth and melody. First up is the tune So You're The One. It's National Thrift Week, and so Jimmy Wallington and Kenny Baker are being more thrifty with their announcements. Next up is the News of the Week, and the cast discuss the winner of the Average Man contest. The Texaco Workshop players present They Almost Junked the Junket - a drama of Hollywood and Bucko the movie horse.