When a consignment of dated handbags arrived at the store the other day, it left no doubt in anyone's mind that Abner's father was on his way to Pine Ridge to pay his son a visit. The old man hasn't arrived yet, but is expected any day now. Right now, we find Lum and Abner in the store. Lum is taking an order over the phone, and is trying to upsell her one of the handbags...