Phil's band are rehearsing but they haven't played a gig for a while and Phil has Remley doing the books. He tells him that financially if he were to retire they have enough money to last until tomorrow. Phil decides that they need to start making drama and writes a modernize version of Shakespeare's Romeo And Juliet, which they perform in a barn they use as a makeshift theater. 

Phil sings Take Your Girlie To The Movies.