Osgood Conklin, the Principal of Madison High School, where our Miss Brooks teaches English, has inflicted a number of severe restrictions on his school in the past. Last week he set up a series of petty offences for which his students and faculty were to be fined. Of course, these were purely voluntary - and the collection of fines were to be put into a fund, which would be used to buy a brand new statue for the library... A statue of Mr Conklin himself!