We have, when you add up the minutes, something less than an hour to relate our stories, which most of the time is enough. However, every now and then, we come up with what can only be called a saga, an epic that sprawls across a vast and multi-colored canvas, rolling, rollicking, swashbuckling, filled with violence, intrigue, conflict, adventure and sex. Well, what you are about to hear may qualify as a saga...