Her name is Geraldine McElroy, and she is 37 years old. While it is not exactly accurate to say she has never been kissed, it may be stated that it has been a long time between. Not because she is unattractive, if you fancy the prim, bookish, serious type. It's just that Miss McElroy's passions have been more of less exclusively devoted to religious poetry that was written in an ancient language...