The Goldberg's listened, and Jake's head whirled around until his soul cried out for some bicarbonated soda. The cause was Rosie Goldberg's assertion of a philosophy of life, and the implication was that... 

1. 1. Early marriages are a good thing
2. 2. That she had herself in mind!

There's only one slight detail causing a problem here - and that's the fact her love is engaged to someone else!