Fred Allen and Portland Hoffa welcome you to another hour of mirth and melody. After a quick opening joke or two, the Allen's Alley question this week is How do you feel about horse meat in your house? Following is special guest Jack Benny, who prepares to play a violin solo, but Mr. Piastro shows up just in time (to play a composition by Sarasate). Jack and Mishel then battle out a duet to, Camptown Races, along with Fred's banjo.