What it's all about, is love and money. Some say you should add war and hate too, but hate is the other side of love, and the basic cause of war is money, plus the absence of love. So, no matter where you turn, there's no getting away from it. Every story you ever heard or read is about love or money, and this one is no exception. We shall deal with liberal amounts of each. We'll start with Stanley Skinner, who is trying very hard to be a good citizen...