This is a story about a kid named Variety, and ten million dollars. The kid didn't make the money himself, he didn't even inherit it - but there it was, ten million dollars where there hadn't been a cent before. You see, this is a story about show business - the kindest, cruellest, wackiest business in the world. Contrary to what you think, it's a wonderful heartwarming story about a little girl and the three vaudevillians who adopt her...