Welcome to Duffy’s Tavern where you will meet Finnegan, Eddie the waiter, Miss Duffy, special guest tonight actor Charles Coburn and Archie himself Ed Gardner.

Charles Coburn has been in acting for fifty years and Archie suggests to him that it was time he settled down to a serious job and offers him a job at Duffy’s Tavern. Charles Coburn says he would rather marry Miss Duffy!