In this star studded broadcast, you hear Bing Crosby as Ted, an out of work actor. Bob Hope as Hank, who's also not doing so well, and Betty Grable as the girl. Hank and Ted are currently sat on a park bench staring hungrily at a flock of pigeons circling in front of them. They're discussing whether there's any merit to killing one of the fattest of the pigeons to eat for dinner that night. They haven't eaten for two days, so they'd do anything for some money to buy edible food...