Remember the phrase 'Kilroy was here', which was so popular back in the days of World War II? I feel certain that most of you will remember, but if we go back a few years farther, how many of you recall the phrase 'The little man who wasn't there'? What do all these phrases have to do with our tale? Well stretching our point, we might say that our story concerns the ghost who wasn't there, or at least not when you were expecting him. If this sounds confusing, lets listen to the lady whose story it is...